About me

I write about Catholicism, politics, and culture with a special love for satire and humor. I earned a Master of Theological Studies from the Franciscan University of Steubenville, and have a Minor in Classics and a Bachelor of Arts in Unemployment (Philosophy) from the University of Pittsburgh. I live in Pittsburgh with my child and unbelievably hot wife.


Adam’s Newest Book

Catholic Answers Publishing

Feasts of Our Fathers: Praying the Church Year with the Early Christians

coauthored with Mike Aquilina

Pray and meditate through the major holy days and seasons of the Church with help from the wisdom of the Fathers. Using Scripture, prayers, passages from the holy writers and leaders of the early Church, and interesting facts and lessons about the development of Catholic traditions and practices, Feasts of Our Fathers will take your experience of the liturgical year to a new level.



The Daily Inquisition

Catholic Satire. Two times a week. Whenever we feel like it.

And yet we still have the nerve to call it The DAILY Inquisition.

Rambling into the Void

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