Alternatively titled: Artemis Foul … Now is the perfect time to visit Florida. And not just because it’s the rare time of year where you won’t be simultaneously drowned in a hurricane and burnt alive by the sun. Over the next few weeks, visitors to America’s Wattle, when they’re done ruining the Orlando airport, can […]
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Alternatively titled: How My Newborn’s Diarrhea Can Save America and Possibly Iran … Gasoline. Just the word triggers your anxiety. Since the start of the Iran War oil prices have doubled, capping off an already meteoric rise from inflation and the conflict in Ukraine. It’s gotten bad enough that even our trusty media has sprung
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We’re smack-dab in the middle of a very special season. It’s the time of year the entire world stops and thinks about Catholicism. Even if they won’t care to remember Easter, every part of society nevertheless now remembers (even if just to roll their eyes and gag) our religious heritage: the Fillet O’ Fish. But
I’m pleased to share my latest article. This one is a humor-based article, the first of mine actually published anywhere, and can be found here. It makes serious points about our current political/food environment, but I hope you find it an enjoyable and lighthearted read.
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