“Your lab results came back,” the doctor said, grimly. “Your cholesterol has risen to unhealthy levels. If you do not get it under control immediately the next few years might be your last.” “Certainly, there’s some medicine I could take to help me?” I asked, starting to cry. “There’s a small pill on the market […]
Alternatively titled: Artemis Foul … Now is the perfect time to visit Florida. And not just because it’s the rare time of year where you won’t be simultaneously drowned in a hurricane and burnt alive by the sun. Over the next few weeks, visitors to America’s Wattle, when they’re done ruining the Orlando airport, can
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Alternatively titled: How My Newborn’s Diarrhea Can Save America and Possibly Iran … Gasoline. Just the word triggers your anxiety. Since the start of the Iran War oil prices have doubled, capping off an already meteoric rise from inflation and the conflict in Ukraine. It’s gotten bad enough that even our trusty media has sprung
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I’m pleased to share my latest article. This one is a humor-based article, the first of mine actually published anywhere, and can be found here. It makes serious points about our current political/food environment, but I hope you find it an enjoyable and lighthearted read.
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I’m pleased to share my latest article in Crisis Magazine. It explores the rising popularity of “FAFO” morality and policy on Right and Left, though with a particular emphasis on the Right as the main purveyor at the moment. You can read it here.
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I’m pleased to share another article in Crisis Magazine. This one is inspired by recent presentation of my and Mike Aquilina’s latest book and provocatively asks the place of secular Christmastide festivities in marking a holy Christmas. You can read it here.
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The recent political climate has been about as wonky — regardless of what “side” you’re on — as anyone could have predicted. It moves faster than I can honestly keep up with in terms of news, philosophies, and even parsing out my own feelings on the issues. So what follows are some thoughts on what
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I’m pleased to share my latest article in Crisis Magazine. It’s about Pope Francis’ recent letter to the American bishops critical of Trump’s immigration policy/rhetoric. You can find the article here.
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I’m pleased to share my latest article in Crisis Magazine. It’s a reflection on Thanksgiving in light of the election, and a call to simple patriotism. You can find it here. Happy Thanksgiving!
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I’m pleased to announce a new article in Crisis Magazine. It looks at the origins of our modern Pride Months from a lens of political philosophy. You can read it here.
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